Voicemail

[single_man_tear]

"This is Dean. Leave your name, number and nightmare at the tone."

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[afraid_of_marshmallows]

"Yes," Arden drawled. "This is definitely a thing to joke about."

His phone chirped with a picture. A sonogram with the name Kestis, A. on it.

[single_man_tear]

Dean boggled at the sonogram. “Kestis? When the hell did this happen?”

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

Arden was starting to realize what was happening here. And it was hilarious. "Uh, so it hasn't exactly happened yet," she said. "But, uh. Probably will, considering..."

Somewhere, Liliana was cheering.

[single_man_tear]

“I leave town for a week and you get married and pregnant? Or will be?” Dean said, trying to piece it together.

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

"Dean, please look at the sonogram. I've clearly been pregnant longer than a week."