Voicemail

[single_man_tear]

"This is Dean. Leave your name, number and nightmare at the tone."

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[afraid_of_marshmallows]

Hey Dean it's Arden. Heads up, I think the island is doing something weird. People are saying it's truth day again. So just like, I guess that's a thing to add to your list of weird bullshit the island pulls.

[family_business]

"Hey Dean. Been a long time. I know you're gone but I'm in trouble. It's Gertie. Someone grabbed her during the eclipse. I'd go after her but I hurt my knee a few years ago and hunting is a no go for me, Kemosabe."

There was a long sigh.

"I don't know why I'm calling. I thought maybe hearing your voice again would help. I would call Sam but he's out and I don't want to bring him back in. I keep thinking WWDWD? What would Dean Winchester do?"

Another sigh.

"I'll figure it out. I just wish you were here to help."

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

At some point in the evening...

I won! I'm prom queen! along with a picture of Arden in a sparkly tiara looking smiley but also a little flabbergasted.

[thatwaslucky]

Rey called and left a message pretty much as soon as she got home.

"It's Rey. I'm still sorry about the frogs. Don't be a dog or girl tomorrow. I'm drinking water."

And then there was like ten seconds of silence, aside from something that might be a door closing, and then "Oh!" before the voicemail ended.

[doesdoctorstuff]

"HEY DEAN!"

Navaan he was standing right next to you.

"WHY DON'T WE FLANG ANYMORE? WE SHOULD FLANG AGAIN. THAT WAS THE GOOD STUFF!"

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

According to this message, Cal (presumably) was trying to call her, so she was going to text him back.

So weird someone said you were trying to get in touch with me and said you were my boyfriend! Haha so weird amirite? Anyway, what did you want me for?

Wacky Phone Day!

[doesdoctorstuff]

Sure, this had happened to Navaan before, but that had been a millionty years ago and she definitely did not remember that far back. Certainly not when such a good message had been left.

"Hi! I you just put an order in at Pervy's Personal Place of Power which maybe you think is me but I can get you--" She listed about three-quarters of an excruciatingly long, very detailed summation of a staggering amount of BDSM gear "--out of my personal stash, but I don't have--" She then listed off the remaining quarter of an excruciatingly long, very detailed summation of a staggering amount of BDSM gear. "Three gallon jugs of lube would be easy though! You want flavored or not?"

Phone day!

[fates_jaye]

[From here]

"No. No no no. I refuse to police the squirrels on my off time, I'm only on the clock for that for a very small part of the weekend. ...I do want to know what's going on at six, though."

Phoooone Dayyyy~

[somethingwithturquoise]

Well, Summer was just going to tilt her head a little at that message from Rey, definitely feeling like she misses something, but, well, only one way figure out what she missed, right?

I mean we're not really JUST friends, we're totally besties, but no, why would u be upset about that? Did i miss something?

[ifwebeworthy]

(From here.)

"I know perfectly well that you can toss a tank, and that your dance moves are indeed 'goofy,' just as you know that I am no mere 'fan' of the Avengers. Are you being held hostage? Reply with a message of support for the Yankees if so."

[grenadesandohana]

...had we talked about having a DRUG brunch? Because I have a security clearance, so drugs are out. Maybe I heard drag brunch?

[pocketpretzels]

iam not sure waht massage youare talkign about. there was none.

[drumsticksandd20s]

[From here:]

Damn, you know, I can't even tell you any more that you should just go type "what do you do with three gallons of lube" into Google, can I? Your search results will be ninety-five percent ass, not literally. Uh. You might actually get more accurate information off AO3 these days, come to think of it.

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

"Dean, where are you? I can't believe you're making me break the news that I'm having a baby to you over the phone."