single_man_tear | Journal Entry: Dear Sam

Dear Sam,

Garth called the other day. Garth still thought I was dead but apparently got nostalgic for the sound of my voicemail. His daughter Gertie got kidnapped by a werewolf cult during the eclipse. They were using her to try and resurrect an Alpha werewolf.

Luckily I had just purchased two very find laser blasters from the local shop. Sam, I tell you that these things ROCK. It's like living in a Space Battles movie.

Anyhow I hightailed it out to Wisconsin and took care of everything. Gertie is back home and didn't see my face (covered it with a bandanna). Took a lot of hits from the werewolves though and had to get stitched up on my side.

Turns out the vampire I banged wasn't really a doctor. She tried to plant an acorn in me. So I ended up stitching myself.

After that there was a whole party going on at this zillionaire's house and I crashed it for the free booze.

Did you remember to take your pills today?

-Dean