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single_man_tear) wrote2024-04-08 12:07 pm
single_man_tear) wrote2024-04-08 12:07 pm
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Journal Entry: Dear Sam
Dear Sam,
Got messed up on the calendar and didn't realize today was a total eclipse. You know how nutty it gets on days like these. I didn't go out but I pretended to be a Bobby Singer sending out anonymous tips to the hunters we know. Not to you though. Never to you. I want you never to have to deal with this stuff again.
Ran into the grumpy Jedi guy at the coffee house. Apparently you travel to different places through out the universe from an app called Portalocity. It's a weird concept but I'm definitely trying that out. Grumpy Jedi gave me a place where I could have a good time.
Also caught word that there's this guy named Skywalker who apparently is pretty evil and tortures everyone on Wednesdays during the summer. Why anyone hasn't ganked him yet is a mystery to me. Grumpy jedi says his only weaknesses are his ego and hair products. So I guess he's like a mixture of you and Crowley.
Then the hot boss lady decided to mess with me and a bunch of squirrels by doing a magic light show around the eclipse. Damn near gave me a heart attack. Yeah, I yelled her but she doesn't give a damn. Stupid sorceresses who've been around hundreds of years.
After that I hit the local bodega and the Owner/Bartender gave me a look when I bought more burner phones. Whatever. She also gave me a few good places to go visit with that portal thing.
Sam, I don't know if she's pulling my leg or not but apparently there is a planet completely made of pie.
A pie planet, Sam. I need to restructure heaven when I go back.
Hope you're catching the early bird special at the local diner.
-Dean
Got messed up on the calendar and didn't realize today was a total eclipse. You know how nutty it gets on days like these. I didn't go out but I pretended to be a Bobby Singer sending out anonymous tips to the hunters we know. Not to you though. Never to you. I want you never to have to deal with this stuff again.
Ran into the grumpy Jedi guy at the coffee house. Apparently you travel to different places through out the universe from an app called Portalocity. It's a weird concept but I'm definitely trying that out. Grumpy Jedi gave me a place where I could have a good time.
Also caught word that there's this guy named Skywalker who apparently is pretty evil and tortures everyone on Wednesdays during the summer. Why anyone hasn't ganked him yet is a mystery to me. Grumpy jedi says his only weaknesses are his ego and hair products. So I guess he's like a mixture of you and Crowley.
Then the hot boss lady decided to mess with me and a bunch of squirrels by doing a magic light show around the eclipse. Damn near gave me a heart attack. Yeah, I yelled her but she doesn't give a damn. Stupid sorceresses who've been around hundreds of years.
After that I hit the local bodega and the Owner/Bartender gave me a look when I bought more burner phones. Whatever. She also gave me a few good places to go visit with that portal thing.
Sam, I don't know if she's pulling my leg or not but apparently there is a planet completely made of pie.
A pie planet, Sam. I need to restructure heaven when I go back.
Hope you're catching the early bird special at the local diner.
-Dean