Dean Winchester (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
single_man_tear) wrote2024-03-29 06:05 pm
single_man_tear) wrote2024-03-29 06:05 pm
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Journal Entry: Dear Sam
Dear Sam,
So there's this bakery in town called Jeff's God of Biscuits. I didn't have any biscuits which apparently are cookies but they had pie.
Pie.
Not just any kind pie. The most delicious morsels that have ever passed through my lips. I had six slices. It was heaven on a plate. And we've been to heaven so you know what I'm talking about.
Strawberry, peach, blueberry, apple, apple crumb and pecan. These fruits are out of season but the fillings were somehow incredible! The crust was homemade, buttery, crispy and flaky. It was better than-
Well, okay maybe not that good. But still pretty close.
Then at some point a Waffle House magically appeared with free booze and waffles. Definitely a highlight of the week. I made out with that queen who had a thing for bunnies and then we played spin the bottle with everyone.
Yeah, I know, I haven't played that since I was 13 and ended up in the closet with Jenny Kowalski.
Good times.
Anyhow, made out with a few people and had a good time. Tried to cheer up my neighbor who looked like she was having a bad week but that didn't work out so well.
Oh yeah, and I banged that hot vampire chick again in the back room of the Waffle House. I actually learned her name today. That was cool.
I know your eyes are rolling right now. You're just jealous of the hot vampire sex.
Anyway, make sure you're taking glucosamine for those achy joints of yours.
-Dean
So there's this bakery in town called Jeff's God of Biscuits. I didn't have any biscuits which apparently are cookies but they had pie.
Pie.
Not just any kind pie. The most delicious morsels that have ever passed through my lips. I had six slices. It was heaven on a plate. And we've been to heaven so you know what I'm talking about.
Strawberry, peach, blueberry, apple, apple crumb and pecan. These fruits are out of season but the fillings were somehow incredible! The crust was homemade, buttery, crispy and flaky. It was better than-
Well, okay maybe not that good. But still pretty close.
Then at some point a Waffle House magically appeared with free booze and waffles. Definitely a highlight of the week. I made out with that queen who had a thing for bunnies and then we played spin the bottle with everyone.
Yeah, I know, I haven't played that since I was 13 and ended up in the closet with Jenny Kowalski.
Good times.
Anyhow, made out with a few people and had a good time. Tried to cheer up my neighbor who looked like she was having a bad week but that didn't work out so well.
Oh yeah, and I banged that hot vampire chick again in the back room of the Waffle House. I actually learned her name today. That was cool.
I know your eyes are rolling right now. You're just jealous of the hot vampire sex.
Anyway, make sure you're taking glucosamine for those achy joints of yours.
-Dean