Journal Entry: Dear Sam

[single_man_tear]

Dear Sam,

Three words for you: Crab Rangoon Pizza. Life changing.

Turns out the pizza making me Philip is also one of the seven deadly sins. Gluttony. And his brother is Sloth. He’s a great guy though. Just wants to make food. So strange the differences here.

I’m also officially no longer the new guy on the island. New guy is Cajun and reminds me a bit of Benny. Not a vampire so don’t freak out. Just a guy.

Also decided to check in on the ginger Jedi and give him a push in the right direction with the neighbor. Kid is completely oblivious. Worse than you by a mile.

So I gave him porn. I know. I’m the best.

You know I’m right.

-Dean